"Come and watch WWE Fatal Four Way ppv 2010 live online at watchwweonline.net, with me."
"What did you say?"
"I said come and watch WWE Fatal Four Way ppv 2010 live online. Why? What did you think I said?"
"I just wanted to be sure that I had heard you right. I'm still not sure that I have."
"What is so unbelievable about what I said?"
"Oh, let me count the ways. We can start with the fact that you are on record as being a pacifist who abhors violence and has spoken out against blood sports. Wherefore then, the invitation to watch a professional wrestling bout? Especially a bout titled 'Fatal Four'."
"Who said anything about blood sports? When we watch WWE Fatal Four Way ppv 2010 live online, we are not watching a blood sport. Don't you know what WWE stands for? It stands for world wide, and here comes the important word, Entertainment. Plenty of drama, action, and plot-twists, but no blood."
"This is professional wrestling we're talking about, right? And you are trying to get me to believe that all that jumping onto chests with both feet, smashing each other with folding chairs, tossing opponents onto ringside card tables, that all of that and there's no blood?"
"Let me ask you this. When you rented the Die Hard series for that Bruce Willis marathon you had at your place a couple of weeks ago, how much blood did you see?"
"That's different. That was a movie. That was special effects to make a dramatic point. Everything was scripted, meticulously diagrammed, rehearsed. All chance of injury, eliminated by the stunt coordinator."
"You know if this was a visual medium, I'd be able to do that raised eyebrow thing and without my having to say a word, you'd understand that when we watch WWE Fatal Four Way ppv 2010 live online at watchwweonline.net we are watching a scripted, coordinated production."
"You know, I've noticed that you keep saying 'we'."
"I do? When?"
"Every time you say 'watch WWE Fatal Four Way ppv 2010 live online', or make reference to the watching of same."
""Yeah I guess I do. Is that not good for you?"
"Well, it is a bit presumptuous. I mean, I haven't decided whether or not to accept your invitation."
"Oh, you've decided."
"Oh I have. Have I? And when exactly did I decide?"
"Just before you changed the subject to my presumption. And immediately after you realized that my invitation to watch WWE Fatal Four Way ppv 2010 live online was not a symptom of an ethical lapse."
"You do realize that you can be very annoying, don't you?"
"Especially when I'm right."
"Yes."
"Nonetheless, I'd be more comforted I could hear you say it."
"Say what?"
"Do I have to go through that whole raising of the eyebrow thing again?"
"Ok, all right. Yes, I will watch WWE Fatal Four Way ppv 2010 live online at watchwweonline.net with you. There. Comforted now?"
"So much so that when we are logged on to the site I intend to fill out a simple survey that will enable us to watch upcoming WWE Events online."
"You are so masterful."
"Yes I am."
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